We’ll definitely be Instagramming and Instagram Storying, if you’re into those platforms.

80's-90's Dance Party:

Thenext president of the United States, ladies and gentlemen. Thanks, White People.

Lawyers for fake press blocked from digging up lies about humanitarian Bill O’Reilly. Sad!

I live in LA.

“I’m well aware that what I said is supremely idiotic and displays a gross misunderstanding of how life works, but I still needed to spout off like a loud-mouthed dipshit.”

The Texas Capitol aka The Bad Idea Factory

Maybe the “dad” who lives in the house isn’t the biological father of this boy? It’s not clear from this article but that could be the situation, a non-custodial parent?

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

all my takes were doubled.

Did you take ten seconds to use The Google?

Reminds me of when Trump’s brain was transplanted into the body of Bill the Cat on Bloom County

Except this is sort of a side issue. The bigger issue is that the GOP’s Southern Strategy, with its four decades of coded language and culture wars to conceal a lot of very abhorrent, pro-1% policies, is effectively complete. The GOP, at the national and state level, has achieved near one-party domination, and very…

But it’s perfectly fine if it’s that bitch Clinton and her emails 10 days before the election ...right?

Or, Coretta may block Sessions from the grave. Bless her.

I don’t know about your job, but at my job, if I dropped off the grid for 48 hours and then just popped up and said, “family emergency,” I think they’d actually be pretty understanding and supportive.

Also, his hat is too big, and he looks like an off brand Dick Tracey.

I love her. I want to be her when I grow up. This actually made me cry. What a beautifully sweet acceptance speech. And as a mixed chick, THANK YOU <3