The Kathy Griffin thing backfired in all the wrong ways. It gave the media the opportunity to give that orange turd some humanity, and the general public fell for it. Kathy forgot that no matter how hated a white man is, the general public will find a way to hate a woman more.

“According to ABC, one parent posted on social media that students should respect Ryan because he has a fancy job, no matter how much you may want health insurance someday.”

“I don’t want to be associated with a man who puts his party before his country.”

Ryan Seacrest is upset that Katy Perry is being offered way (waaaay) more to do American Idol than he is. [Page Six]

I’m gonna watch the shit out of this.

There’s no way Keenan could wedge his body in between Lorne and Fallon, so no.

I clicked on that video thinking, “How could it really be that funny?” and now I’m wiping tears from my eyes.

This is the same reason why there are several times a week where I turn off NPR and drive home in silence.

The only comfort I’m finding on that note is that Trump honestly seems too stupid to not implicate himself. All it would take is someone saying “I heard that you weren’t tremendous enough to pull off this collusion with Russia. Were you not the best?” And he would take credit for every last crime.

Excuse me, she’s a Kentucky native. It’s bourbon nose.

The greatest side benefit of the iPhone is that I can pretend not to see you. Your own dumbass fault for getting pregnant.

I also asked her to describe Trump in three words and her response was: “Stupid asshole”

Why? You already have that covered.

Duh, we’ve all watched spongebob. 🙄

Dear Universe, were I bequeathed of such a fortune as the Hiltons possess, I promise I will make better use of it. I will do a little happy dance simply for being able to pay all of my bills, each month. I will give much of it away. I will sip coffee in bed feeling peace, gratitude, and thankfulness. I will tend my…

Blake Shelton isn’t exactly sure why Gwen Stefani digs him so much.

Wow

I had to google because I’d never heard of Leland Melvin—-now I understand why his first two google prompts are “Leland Melvin dogs” and “Leland Melvin married:)”

Doug Evans, the company’s founder, would compare himself with Steve Jobs in his pursuit of juicing perfection. He declared that his juice press wields four tons of force—“enough to lift two Teslas,” he said.

Katy. Katy, I admire your pettiness.