nah

Gosford Park, The Lincoln Lawyer, MacGruber, and Igby Goes Down are good.

Where do I sign up to be pushed onto the Subway tracks?

Yes

Is Chapstick like nasal spray in that the more you use it the more you need it?

We’ve casted our vote

Superstitious me cringes at the idea of plonking 25,000 units of housing on the site of a jail. Decades of impotent rage, violence, fear and injustice has soaked into that land. Call me ridiculous, but I firmly believe that history will color the lives of the people who will be the new residents. A large luxury and…

With the sheer amount of horrible stuff that has happened on that land, this has the makings of a horror movie. I worked with a hospice Chaplain who visited Rikers regularly and he said the bad energy absolutely takes your breath away. I hate to sound flaky, but I wouldn’t get within 100 feet of that place, luxury…

Also, how does a sex offender get a gun?

Everything about this post is perfect.

“National Basketball Association players Russell Westbrook and Kevin Durant are in the middle of a dude blood battle because Kevin left Russell in Oklahoma while he moved to the Bay Area with his new lightskinned friends.”

Correct. He is not a singer. He is a genius.

I don’t know, but why would anyone watch it tonight?

But she’s a proud Texan, with country roots. It’s not so much barreling down a lane as it is claiming a lane that’s also rightfully hers to claim. And she does it well!

I for one am eagerly waiting for her to drop her first metal album. Horns up!

This is always gonna be my favorite - his reaction to baby pope.

The $50 million inconvenice fee! Yassssss QUEEN!

It is super telling about every single one of your privileges that you brush off his dangerous racism, misogyny, ableism, Islamophobia, xenophobia, love for murderous tyrants, and ignorance with a mere “...worse for some people, but calm your little heads”. Seriously? Get stuffed.

He isn’t trying to play to black voters. He is pretending to play to black voters so white voters that he has horrified with his open racism will give him a second chance - “oh look, maybe Donald isn’t a raging racist asshole after all, I guess I can vote for him without having a guilty conscience.”

Did you eat the orange acid?