Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

This one literally killed me

That’s like saying you can’t own a song, cause we all have voices. Can’t own a book, cause we all have fingers to write. Can’t own a game, cause can all type code. Absurd argument.

Yes. There have been nearly 100 thousand decks registered on keyforgegame.com, and EVERY ONE has unique back art.

From what I’ve seen, when you buy a deck it has a unique randomly generated cardback. so you can’t just take a card that says “Anna the queen of ice” on the back and stick it in your “Johnny the Martian Godfather” deck - the backs will have different writing/logos/colors on them.

I wonder if management for K/DA had any influence on the designs.

People who try to enjoy life are the fucking worst!

if we’re talking about local multiplayer then yeah, a console that can be used anywhere and has two controllers built-in to the system itself is easily the best multiplayer console ever made from that convenience alone

Something I have yet to see any exec from Rockstar address is a simple thing that pretty much no creative professional I know disagrees with:

You really are just a disingenuous fucknut, aren’t you?

“No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There’s nothing to be afraid of.” 

You could drive a Toyota Camry in real life tomorrow, so who would want to use VR to drive an F-1 car down the Indianapolis Speedway, right?

Yes. Honestly, you probably are the only one who is troubled by this. 

I tend not to comment on women’s appearances but... do conservatives just have a little tree that cruel-looking blond women bud from?

I tend not to comment on women’s appearances but... do conservatives just have a little tree that cruel-looking blond women bud from?

The fact is that most people don’t want to invite drama into their personal lives so lets stop assuming his marriage isn’t strong enough to survive the gossip. Why subject your significant other to the abuse or harassment? Also can you guarantee that the gossip would stay online? We all know that there are those who…

No, it’s a complete thought, and it’s entirely correct. It’s the same basic interaction that’s helped Daryl Davis get 20 KKK members to hang up their robes and disavow their hatred. He’s indirectly responsible for 200 KKK members walking away from their racism.

I don’t think the idea is really to be a true competitor to Steam. I think the idea is to earn enough from the storefront to provide Discord an additional reliable revenue stream.

Oh it will be, I use olive oil cumin and garlic salt in my popcorn

That is fucking infuriating. Especially if Lacy / co-workers were programmers. As a computer scientist, I consider logic to be king - above emotion, above politics, and certainly above the gender of the logician.

If these people were computer scientists, they should be doubly ashamed. To spend days and years…