Has Markle been secretly British this whole time? What American calls a zucchini a courgette? Has she been auditioning to marry into British royalty her WHOLE LIFE perhaps???

I’ve played PC shooters for years, and I’ve run into someone who was very clearly cheating about twice. Both instances were in a game that was FtP, and therefore had no consequences for being caught cheating. Most games now have so many systems for actively preventing unauthorized scripts and reporting any users who…

I was offered a job here last summer. When I read the contract, I decided to ghost them (it basically said anyone can harass anyone, the justification being the sewer like comments users leave on their posts, but the protection blatantly extended to employees themselves harassing each other).

“There are women out here in real life that do have these body types.”

If that couple were black, they would be dead.

*reads the first sentence

He only had the most stressful job in the fucking world for eight fucking years. He’s a fucking private fucking citizen and can do whatever the fuck he wants.

When it comes to racists, when they go low, hold their heads in the fucking water.

My favorite so far:

Police were on the scene grilling bystanders about the incident and took away several suspects in a pattywagon.

Luke Cage: (flatly) “Oh no. Iron Fist just disintegrated into nothingness.”

Only the most developed palates can handle rubbing alcohol infused with a pine cone, you Philistine.

But jokes are supposed to be funny.

The issue is that currently the M416 is the best weapon in the game. Need to clear a house? M416. See a couple guys running down the street? M416. Need to plink somebody from a hilltop? M416 with a 4x. The only reason people aren’t running an M416 is if they haven’t found an M416, and even then they’re probably…

because while your right about all those roles and what they are good at your missing that an M416 outperforms every weapon apart from peek headshots which goes to the Kar, if you gave players a selection at the start of the game of the non-crate guns like 80% of them would take M4/Kar and the remainder would still…

You realize a game involving shooting can’t be realistic, otherwise it ceases to be fun.

To all those who pour their blood, sweat, and tears into making masterpieces of interactive media... Thank you.

You don’t get the respect, the pay, or the credentials that you deserve. The least I can do is take a minute out my day and make sure you understand that your passion is not lost. We love you and the work…

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