All of the suggestions are bad and the people who made them should feel bad for suggesting them.

Try Westley’ Blech-Wite Tire Cleaner—if you haven’t already—it works wonders. Seriously never used anything like it. Obviously try it on a small section first.

My kids are constantly tearing up driveways even though I preach respecting other people’s property. They listen 99% of the time, but certain driveways just call to them. I’m glad there are people like this out there who cheer on young hooners, just looking for a good time. My giant driveway cheers no one on, no…

The Prowler was essentially a mass-produced street rod. If you were disappointed by its performance, don’t ever drive a real street rod. The fastest ones perform well only in a straight line, until you need to stop. They are built to cruise and be noticed, which the Prowler did well.

Learn it, Live it.

I think it helps that FCA’s products are well styled. Everything I can think of off the top of my head is handsome and clean, without relying on flavor of the week gimmicks, fake vents, floating roofs, weird C pillars, running lights that zig zag up to the A pillar, etc.

You are a new dad. You won’t be cool for the next 10-15 years. Your life will revolve around the new baby then school/after school stuff. You will have drool stains on you/the car. You new cologne is eau de barf/formula. Cheerios and Goldfish will haunt the interior of whatever you buy. French fries and nuggets will…

According to survey, it’s owners of Teslas that hate Tesla

Then those of us who live in places where there are no front plates get uglier cars. Sucks to be the rest of you. :-)

That driver trying to flag him down near the median is one brave dude.  Shouldn’t the FSD have detected him as well so close to the traffic lane at such high speeds?

Maybe I missed it, but is anyone else concerned about a motor mount failing that early?  The car looks to be in good shape and well cared for.  Great write up, and way to stick with it.  Moral of the story, adjustable wrenches are one size fits none!

All I learned from that commercial is how much I really love Chevy C/K series pickups and Suburbans.

Wasn’t the issue with these small cars that there was no profit margin? If they can’t make money, damn the customer loyalty and go for the big bucks. 

That’s a good take.  Keep up the good parenting. 

According to my 4 year old, if it doesn't have a tire on the back, I can't buy it.

This is the only tip one needs. The rest are all derivatives or corollaries of it. 

You’re nuts. The front is the weakest point on the ranger. It needs a miniaturized super duty nose or something raptor-inspired... not that econo-box front end lifted directly from the explorer/escape/taurus.

(while I’m making rules, if you’re requiring people to wear heels you want to continue to participate in society without being branded as a pariah, you are not allowed to have a cash bar)

And in this case the court was right. There was nothing unfair or deceptive about forgetting to tighten the lug nuts, what was just negligence. In this case the mechanic *did* actually rotate the tires, he just did a shitty job at it.

So, unless you actually work as a contractor or are an off-roading enthusiast, just buy a damn car.