That biker needs an antelope. Antelopes love bikers

Following day headline:

Lambo or not, I’d create my own video adaptation of the scene from Big Daddy.

...can’t find any evidence to support this yet, and I know the news talked to the owner, but my hypothesis is still “100% staged.”

Next day’s headline:

First world countries will never really respect China until they respect intellectual property.

This may be even better than the ad itself. He / She deserves credit for managing to fit a “Thanks Obama” on a star wars related topic.

‘Ran when parked’

Here’s a great response ad: http://humboldt.craigslist.org/rvs/4988183907…

“A/C system needs charging. Otherwise in good condition.”

1: there are a lot of skeletons

How to Own a Ridiculously Cheap and Reliable Imperial Destroyer

In other words, there are a lot of Chinese consumers, and they have horrible taste and love tacky fussy overdesigned things.

“But why ‘male’ models?”

When a Gadget get smarter, the User get dumber.

I heard he always finnishes first.

That puddle at the bottom keeps the tires from overheating on the rocks.

A Jeep Wrangler. People from all kinds of different social backgrounds like them so it’s always a good conversation starter. Even if you never take it off the pavement it still exudes an air of outdoorsy coolness. It’ll make the statement “I’m all grown up now and have made it far enough in life to afford nice things,…

Two radio flyer red wagons, a few five gallon buckets, a couple cans of flat black spray-paint, a Barbie massacre, and your trailer’s ready.