I think you summed up your entire comment by calling it an “Alpha.”

who the hell goes skinny dipping in swimsuits? (look closer)

If i met an unemployed 20-something owner of a renegade and they referred to it as their “truck.” I would probably die from laughter.

Did you hear about the hipster who burned his mouth on pizza? He ate it before it was cool.

As much as it hurts to say it, the one modern vehicle that most transcends social rank is the Toyota Prius.

I think the OP should stick with engineering instead of economics, regardless of whatever else he plans to do though. Engineering’s in high demand and is probably going to continue on that path, while tons of people are flocking to economics/finance right now.

Also, CP.

What makes you think they’re actually going to sell this?

Series.Blue.

I assume the “blue” comes from the blue balls you feel because you were anticipating some hot turbo action for 31k.

Would you purchase it over a similarly priced RWD coupe? Ex mustang, camaro, etc?

second that. all there is a a chime and a no key warning on the dash. happens all the time at the valet stand people are in a hurry and don’t remember that they have the keys in their pocket because they never take them out.

whaaaaat... I just looked up the cast of Super Troopers...

Batmobile?

Why is it not blue

Wait, you unbuckle everything and pull down every time? Even wearing a belt? That's goofy dude. Too long at the urinal. FWIW Tommy John's hole is horizontal and a revelation.

Wait, you unbuckle everything and pull down every time? Even wearing a belt? That's goofy dude. Too long at the…

Hanes. I have the label-less version (i.e. label's printed, not a separate sewn on)

Hanes. I have the label-less version (i.e. label's printed, not a separate sewn on)

Live by the Hanes, Die by the Hanes.

Live by the Hanes, Die by the Hanes.

I'm wearing those Hanes ones right now. Those Under Armour and ExOfficio ones look more like sliders than actual underwear. Which those can be comfortable, but the Hanes' work pretty damn well for something so cheap.

I'm wearing those Hanes ones right now. Those Under Armour and ExOfficio ones look more like sliders than actual…