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Isn’t that horrifying that intelligence is treated as a threat or something to be suspicious about?

And that person would have been Tilda Swinton, apparently.

Meh. I’ll be out by the handball court smoking a joint.

Very touching. I am a pediatric orthopaedist, and a large portion of my practice involves ambulatory and non-ambulatory CP. The ambulatory kids go through so much anxiety and frustration regarding their “differences.” It is very hard to convince someone to wear leg braces when there are numerous little shits making

Let us go now, you and I, where we’ll be in the public eye.

Totally off topic - but I got the job! I gave my letter today! :) thanks for the positive thoughts!

Good lord, would it KILL anyone who makes these charts to have the first column visible throughout?

Just stop. School is where you’re supposed to be allowed to try and fail at things without worrying that the people paid to help and encourage you are mocking you and hoping you fail.

Fuck you Schilling. Fuck you for preventing me from voting Rovell. Worst tweet should always be Rovell.

“Sometimes I need to check my email while I’m at a concert so this would piss me off.”

It’s like Spongebob hit a windshield at 100 mph

My friend’s young son had a similar condition and amputation of both legs. He’s surprisingly nimble when he goes about the house without his prosthetics. I also found this a little ... unconvincing. (Funny kid - my favorite story was when he was at the beach and a kid asked him what happened to his legs. He stared off

Your tombstone is under further review. Hopefully it will be finished before you are done being dead.

This sort of excuse-making is part of what’s wrong with our community. If someone has to throw chairs at people to do their job, fuck them. We deserve better.

I’ve said this before, but check your credit reports often and NEVER talk to someone who has CALLED YOU.

Show up early. Or at least on time. Seriously. Stop being late.

Foles me once; that’s Andy Reid’s fault.