Not to mention that onions are the only genuinely vindictive vegetable. Onions are just mean, man.

That’s truly fantastic. I regret I have but one +1 to give.

Dude *is* the Wide 9. Facts are facts, man.

Indeed. I often think that “PC” is pretty much just a euphemism for “don’t be an asshole.”

Showing up late sends a message that your time is more important than everyone else’s. Imagine looking at your boss, your co-workers, and saying, “My time is more important than yours. I am busier than you. My schedule matters more than yours.” If you can’t imagine saying that, be on time.