There’s a huge problem with people of color getting shot by police in this country.

This is a platform that unites all of America. No Trump Sex.

Well yeah Hillary Clinton and Billy Clinton. Not so shocking at all.

On Monday I will be 53. I have an appointment for a goal-setting fitness regime with an incredibly hot and ripped instructor. I make that lady in the photo look like an Olympic diving champion. I’m going anyway. I fucking don’t care anymore. I want to get healthy. Please keep living your life like a diving champion.…

this is where the slow clap needs to be

I don’t think he’s their buddy, guy.

Ding Ding Ding

“Vechery went into the latest custody hearing without a lawyer.”

Sounds like he was

God forbid he has Alou Diarra.

Or, at the very least, a giant pile of Dunga

Glad I went back and took that advice or else I wouldn’t have seen this gem-

It’s only a matter of time before Kako encounters a Kaká.

Once there was a player who stood and peed next to the pitch

I don’t get it but maybe he thought I farted in my hand and threw the fart at him.

Once there was a player who stood and peed next to the pitch.

I have sent back a bottle of wine (once). It had clearly “gone off”- tasted like vinegar mixed with soda water. It was no bige deal and they were extremely apologetic.

I think the point I’m getting here is that you were shitty at your job.