You finally responded to my Missed Connections!

You gotta admire his spunk, though.

yeah wow he’s so hot

That excuse only works if the chef is has equity in the business. Otherwise you’re working slave labor wages to fund someone else’s startup.

The Hilton children had every opportunity at their feet, cost no issue, connections no issue, and two of them went to prison.

She is a flipping tit. She knows nothing. She speaks like a stupid idiot. She is a nasty racist. And she can’t rap. Her make-up is like the worst concession counter make-over. She is just all rubbish. Chuck her in the bin. IN THE BIN.

I have to give some props to both of them for giving their best Blue Steels while wearing clown pajamas.

I still reference the tweets that roasted her life when she couldn’t freestyle on Sway in the morning:

it involves wrapping

Glad we finally found that gift receipt

He rises from the dead!?! Spoiler alert!

I Still Know What Jesus Did Last Summer

Actually. I prefer the title

Sweet Jesus - if not for the Pennsylvania, I was certain this letter was from my wife. The only difference is that her niece is only 19.

Dear Brazil: Please look at Evangelical control has done in US politics for the last few decades, it’s a road you do not want to travel.

Go to hell.

Him learning Spanish just so he can talk smack to the other players will always rank the highest in my mind.

I don’t think the gays own that one. I know the term originally from Chappelle’s Show (an easy girl that likes to give head, basically) but in this case it’s also a play on words to Ozzy biting the head off of a bat.

If cats were racist, sexist, homophobic, ignorant, anti-science garbage creatures that fed on scotch and second wives.

Seriously, it’s like herding cats. If cats were racist, sexist, homophobic, ignorant, anti-science garbage creatures that fed on scotch and second wives.