If you listen to this song, 7 days later you will run a corporation into the ground.

It's widespread by definition.

Maybe but “bag of penes” just doesn’t roll off the tongue quite as well.

Here is Vontaze Burfict intentionally trying to break/injure Cam Newton’s ankle, after the whistle while on the ground. This guy deserves none of your explanations:

I was with a dude who liked to finish on my glasses.

edit for clarification: obviously while I was wearing them, not just like...swing over and jizz all over them on my nightstand.

Spice Girls. No question. Spice up your life.

I look at it more as “See, this is what should actually have a waiting period” rather than drawing a direct parallel. Because a lot of the restrictions on abortions would actually be totally reasonable and helpful when applied to gun purchasing.

When I had my abortion (in NC), I had to sit in a group “therapy” circle and discuss the process and what forms of birth control I planned on using post-abortion.

I so want somebody to talk about the need of more gun control that I do not care.

Yes! I sent this tip. As someone who knows Stacey Newman personally, I can attest that she is one of the most kick-ass women I have ever met. She is always fighting the good fight for women in Missouri, and is someone we can all be proud of. Plus, she’s super nice, smart, and funny.

He wants us to be grateful for his lesser bigotry.

Show me a predominantly Muslim country that enjoys the same type of individual and universal human rights and freedoms, especially in regard to gender and sexual orientation, similar to the United States?

I like to think that a “celebrity chef” is a chef who just cooks celebrities.

Oh please, get a Kluwe.

Samer Kalaf walks into a bar.

You’re the most embarrassing thing about your company that isn’t named “Kinja.”

This post wins all the Kinja

‘A perfectly reasonable product next to a dangerous and heinous one,” thinks both political parties.

Still doing his job better than Kim Davis.

I’ve always had a fantasy where they bring out the family and kids, and when they say turn around or Let’s welcome home Corporal Marine Todd, the family turns around overjoyed and then they wheel out a casket with the flag draped over it.