THANKS FOR MAKING YOUR POINT SO BOLDLY!!!! I AM CONVINCED BY YOUR TYPEFACE, IF NOT YOUR WORDS!!!!!!!

So, I went to a Springsteen concert recently. I was down front, and I happened to turn around and look back at the audience. Every last one of them was white. I went to the opera recently, and saw the same thing. So Springsteen and opera are two examples of white culture. But, other than me, it’s likely that there…

If you mean that the idea of race is stupid, and that “white” and “black” are phony constructs, I am with you. If you take seriously that there is such a thing as “white people,” then white culture is the culture of those people. Which includes, but is not limited to, Irish, German, New England, Canadian, etc. It’s…

Here’s the full episode...just watched it and it is, in fact, delightful.

That’s great! What’s it from?

Those jackets seem like a really good deal. I want one, at that price, today.

Dear /s Tom Arnold:

Listen Queen, I’ll bythinia. Your hot takes are no longer needed here.

This rule comes from Ulysses S. Grant? Cary Grant?

That’s nothing. All my best comments have been reassigned to Milton Berle’s Cock.

I thought this would just be a link to the Deadspin masthead.

I thought of going with Jonas Kaufman but I was afraid people would think he was a baritone because of the darkness of his sound these days.

Bocelli is not an opera singer in the sense that he doesn’t sing opera music in a way that is appropriate for an opera house.

The calendar will make “the angler tent a special charm”? That’s one way to put it, I guess.

Carp diem.

He did something wrong in that he made a morally bankrupt decision revealing himself to be a judicial moron. To be disciplined for misconduct as a judge, however, you have to do something more than just make a moronic decision. Something bordering on true corruption, or like that judge out in Iowa who used a penis…

The NFL should expand to Little Rock.
The team could be called the Little Rock Lobsters.

Isn’t “Whitefish” a kind of strange choice to name a town full of Nazis?

Same face, but sticking one finger down my throat, is my face for meeting the President-elect.