The only thing I’ve got is that his name ends in -cutt and he’s really cut. Get it?????

Also, although it’s neither snarky nor terribly interesting, I want to be the vessel for his sperm.

It sounded like fun so I checked. No comment section. I think the New Yorker requires that I hand write the comment on foolscap and send it snail mail.

The bankruptcy was finalized today. There are no more editors.

This is great.

Yës ït döes.

To make Mythopoetic Stew:

In this photo, you can see number 97's peen. Is that part of the disaster, or a mitigation of it? Discuss.

Your article indicates the bill is still in committee. That’s wrong: It was passed and is waiting for Governor Kasich to sign it. (See Cadinsky, Catherine; Ludlow, Randy; Siegel, Jim. “House joins Senate in approving heartbeat abortion bill”. The Columbus Dispatch.).

In 2004, the RNC held their convention in a city full of people who despise them. And then won. So yeah, it works.

In order to give your children a *truly* accurate picture of the world, you should slowly starve them and then blow them up with a drone. Because that’s what’s happening out there. They’ll thank you later.

They must be named, and they must have be properly cremated by a licensed funeral director when disposed of.

“They probably have as much legal protection to exist as your sofa.”

Maybe they’ve already fired Bowles, and no one has told him yet.

Very Robert Benchley-esque, and in a good way.

If you call that intelligence, then I guess so. (Sorry, couldn’t resist.)

True enough. Consider it leveled at all and sundry.

Your problem is that you are subjecting a remark in a GQ profile to sustained attention and thought. If Tom Ford took this remark, chiseled it on a block of marble and left it on the Washington Mall, then it would merit serious discussion. But he didn’t. He’s chatting with some dopey reporter in a hotel room for a…

Thank God commenters on this stupid website are here to explain why every remark ever made by anyone should be dissected for privilege, appropriation, mansplaining etc. etc. etc. Grow the fuck up.

Petty threw one touchdown and two picks. He’s a true Jet.

Yes, each and every time. And he’s got to get rid of Bannon.