We all knew that her parents were, to put it simply, evil for cooperating in this abuse of a minor. But the “courtship” soliloquy makes it sound like they were ACTIVELY trying to sell a child bride off to the highest bidder so I’m not sure how they aren’t in jail.

Diet Rite, which uses Splenda, is hands down, the best tasting diet soda on the market.

(SPOILERS FOR JOHN WICK)

you’re right. what i meant to say was: “my kitties are 6 and 4 and they’ve trained me so well that if i feed them any later than 7:20am there is puke when i get home. it’s in a strategically-placed spot on my patterned rug that i won’t see it when walking about barefoot.”

Same here. If you dare to put a banana peel in my trash can at my desk I will lose my shit.

Fuck bananas. Fuck the mushiness. Fuck the stinkyness. Fuck banana breath. Fuck the smell when someone throws the peel in the trash. If you come near me eating a banana I will slap it out your hand.

does neil degrasse tyson smoke pot do you think?

It’s more sanitary that way, too. Don’t get poop particles floating all in the air when you flush.

In my house we put both the seat and the lid down every time. Who wants to see inside the toilet bowl anyway?

Thank you! I didn't recognize her name or her with all the eye makeup and I watch the Walking Dead so I was very confused.

the actress who plays Lexa, Alycia Debnam-Carey, is also a series regular on The Walking Dead.

If the thing you’re trying to run from is diversity, Portland is a good spot.

Those are strong words.

Sam Wilson is still bae but Mackie’s on my shit list. :p

I would watch the fuck out of that casting!! God, why don’t you work as a casting director?

Ugh. I’m still pissed Queenie died in AHS: Hotel.

He’s around again!

How about pregnant hormonal teenager. That might be a more realistic view.

Thought that was a Klan photo at first. Yikes.

Eyes. I can get antibiotics for an eye infection, but I don’t think I’d ever get over the taste of shit in my mouth.