Good to hear from middle class America. Now, get of your asses and do something about it.

The only thing we know for sure, is that Publix’s deli subs are tasty as hell and I miss them so.

Exactly! He’s the Human Buzzfeed. Everything he does or says seems like a desperate stunt to get attention.

Well, I’d buy you a green dress.

His passion for cooking and eating good food is in his soul.

If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to eat Kraft Dinner, but we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would, we’d just eat more, and buy really expensive ketchups with it. That’s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups.

I might agree, but also suggest the Garner-Affleck kids.

They’re little Foodie Howsers, CNS.

When she quotes sermon on the mount:

this guy rides the J train too and he makes me want to stab my own eye out with a shrimp fork. as for those who say it's better to just let crazy people rant, i disagree. injustice anywhere, even when perpetrated by people who appear nuts, is a threat to justice everywhere.

Wait. You think homophobic subway preachers are LESS annoying than crying babies? Because seriously, I'd rather sit next to a crying baby on a train (or plane or automobile) than a homophobic street preacher.

LEA DELARIA I LOVE YOU WILL YOU PLEASE MARRY ME?

Sid could be the most feared character, but how could he possibly be more hated than this guy? Sid was a kid who destroyed his toys (that he didn't know were sentient). This guy was evil and stole a little boy's toy/family heirloom! Way more hateworthy.

Alternate theory then: He's a garbage man to make sure that all the toys that are thrown away meet their doom.

I do, she's really a kind, genuine person. And her daughter is whip-smart. If I can be a good influence on the little one, it's currently still worth it.

I'm going to be the nearly-40-year-old childless woman sitting alone in the movie theater crying tears of joy and sentimentality throughout this whole movie. If you see me, do not be alarmed. I'm not actually insane and I won't hurt you or your children. Just leave me be with my memories, tears, and tissues.