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I’m used to this administration regularly baffling me and crying out “what the fuck?!” in confusion and anger, but seriously, what in the actual fuck? If this was sun-downing Trump describing why Baron is good at cyber I would get it, but is this lady’s brain turning to pudding just by proximity to Trump?

Fortunately, we have a product for those who want to access their existing games library, it’s called the PS4. And PS3. And PS2. And PS1.

No seriously, What the fuck?

Sounds like they’re betting on people confusing it with both the Elder Scrolls AND Dark Souls. Two for the price of one!

I would think the second line starting with “In all seriousness” was clear enough. 

Their backup name is Tomorrowind Souls.

Eldest Souls is a boss rush hack ‘n’ slash. It’ll be out summer 2020.

He plays for the Suns, his season ended in November. #ripdeadspin

I hope it’s more along the lines of the NFL Street formula (I know this was an EA game) and not arcade heavy like NFL Blitz was.

That has nothing to do with being digital or not. You can play any digital games you own (at least on the Xbox) offline, indefinitely. The "physical disc" you have is nothing but a plastic download key. 

If people have such a problem with it then go ahead and wait until every part is released. I’m sure Corona Virus, four more years of trump, climate change, random bus accident, cancer, etc. will be very kind to you and totally not affect you in any way. You go ahead and wait it out.

Having five star wars games of varying quality a year netted us some real classics and more fun experiences. Id love that compared to three okay games in a decade

I say this in basically every EA/SW game news post, but I don’t understand how EA can have the exclusive license AND own the studio behind what to many is the best SW game - KOTOR - and not make a sequel or reboot or whatever.

I mean, I don't run a major corporation so I'm sure I don't know what I'm talking about, but isn't releasing *something* usually more profitable than releasing nothing? I so don't understand the constant cancelling at what seems like the slightest setback. It's like....is there an opposite to the sunk cost fallacy?

Can’t rebel against something if there’s nothing to rebel against. Palpatine out here playing that 4d chess.

I’d take mediocre games over no games.

I gotta say, EA has really been fucking this up. I guess it's better than having 5 mediocre to bad Star Wars games ever year, but EA really has shown no attempt to make anything other than straightforward genre games.

Man, how many times have Disney and possibly EA themselves meddled with EA’s Star Wars games by now?

The dead (games) speak!