eyecweiner
I.C.Weiner
eyecweiner
Mar 18
56

I’m used to this administration regularly baffling me and crying out “what the fuck?!” in confusion and anger, but seriously, what in the actual fuck? If this was sun-downing Trump describing why Baron is good at cyber I would get it, but is this lady’s brain turning to pudding just by proximity to Trump?

Mar 18
7

Fortunately, we have a product for those who want to access their existing games library, it’s called the PS4. And PS3. And PS2. And PS1.
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Mar 18
25

That he just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico.

Mar 18
33

It made me go “wow” a couple of times, but as in “Wow, this is some bullshit.”

Mar 18
25

Finn: “You know, it’s totally okay to not have a last name. Loads of people in this series don’t have last names. I don’t have a last name.”
Rey: “Oh yeah, totally. It doesn’t bother me.”
Finn: “Cool cool.”

Mar 18
8

Officially, the answer is that he’s also Force-sensitive. 

Mar 18
74

Palpatine’s return was the rotten cherry on top of the messy, melted sundae of a film.

Mar 18
100

Exactly my response. It took about 30 seconds to realize it was a terrible idea unless done perfectly.

It wasn’t done perfectly.

Mar 17
2

Sounds like they’re betting on people confusing it with both the Elder Scrolls AND Dark Souls. Two for the price of one!

Mar 17
9

I would think the second line starting with “In all seriousness” was clear enough. 

Mar 14
3

If this son-of-a-bitch doesn’t get that virus, I will never, ever again let somebody reference “god” in front of me.

Mar 14
8

That’s nothi g. You should have seen the communist in chief giving away 1. 5 trillion dollars yesterday to his pals in the wall street casino!