This is what we’ve come to. We’re mocking Gregggggggg at The Takeout.

*sigh*

Daily check-in since 2008.  This is going to unleash so many attorneys back to actually billing. Dear god.  

Not going to lie. It would be a funny joke if you forgot who said it....

As an illustration Clark was fine. But this made him a legend:

Fuck off, Don.

Barry, thanks for everything, from a daily reader of Jez and Deadspin. I’ve enjoyed reading your work so much over the years, and I’m outraged at what’s been done to you and to everyone at Deadspin. I always appreciated the Deadspin wasn’t afraid to take on larger sociocultural issues related to sports, particularly…

Thank you for this, I have spent all morning looking for a website to tell me who won last night’s game.

That’s the new Press Secretary.

Ain’t no party like a Methodist party, because the Methodists do not party.

Still brings a tear to my eye.

As true today as the day it was written.

All I know is my gut says maybe

Fixed! 

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

“He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster.

A 1992 Nissan Sentra in slate grey. The one I had was evidently invisible to all other drivers (and deer). Now that I think of it, I don’t recall ever being pulled over in it, either. I remember being stopped in every other car I’ve owned, but not the Sentra. Also, if you find a good SE-R it should offer some stealthy…

Minivan with child dark windows. Beige. Tons of room for accomplishes and loot. Then the APB goes out for a Beige Minivan with a stick figure family and a “my child beat up your honor student” stick and a “who rescued who sticker on the back.” The police would be pulling over random people for months.