What a bonkers commercial. An old lady stalking couples by the lake (?). Wine WITH ICE. The motorcycle wheelie at the end. Man, the 70s were wild.

I just bought myself a new domain for Christmas!

Its going to be a pile of cranes, that they'll pave over to widen the road

This is one of my pet peeves. There is no such thing as “more due process.”

Seriously. They’d outright label it The Menstrual Letter--Not Enough Space After The Period.

I never knew it before this second but all I’ve ever wanted from life is for Pelosi to scrawl ‘tl;dr’ on that and mail it back. 

You seem ass chapped, would you like some ointment?

I wonder if she spells her name like this:

“closed a two-book, seven-figure deal”

Good lord, is that real or one of the photoshops mocking it? If so, it’s even worse than I remember.

But also: if you’re an intermediate school principal stating you don’t have a racist molecule in your body, you need to re-take 7th grade biology class.

Yeah, we have to get over the “I’m just a clueless man; I don’t know what I’m doing” trope; particularly because these are the same people who also believe that only men are qualified to rule the world. They can’t be both. They can’t be helpless, clueless men, and/or men who can’t be expected to control their natural…

“My name is Tommy Callaway, and I managed to have a long, intimate relationship with an adult woman and raise two little girls without ever once considering how fucked up it is to treat a woman’s body like public property. That proves what a good guy I am, right?”

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I’m sitting in a quiet office staffed only with women and yet somehow I can still hear all the dudes rushing to minimise this and whine about snowflakes ruining this guy's life.

I’m going to miss you terribly, Patrick. Thanks for the help you’ve given me.

Sometimes I wonder how long it’ll be before enough of America awakens to the stink of what’s rotting at its heart — racism, nepotism, sexism, ism after ism — and then I laugh. Selfish, stupid, ignorant, and arrogant. That’s the ‘real’ American way. As long as ‘they’re getting theirs,’ they won’t give two shits about…

Who looks at that photo and says “You know what that family needs right now? Some of my unsolicited bullshit”.

Wow, he has aged terribly. Like a red wine that’s been sitting next to a radiator for 40+ years.

Pretty sure these two articles are going to break a record for the most dismissed comments ever.