Do you think they’re confused that Rusted Root doesn’t feature more trombones?

It’s a small price to pay.

He later clarified and said that whoever helps him cut off his dick can keep most of it, because all he really wants is a quarterback.

heck, Tom Brady did all kinds of crazy shit to his balls

Australians: HAHA, Mate! “Rooted in Oakland” is like saying, “Fucked in Oakland!” Crickey!
Oaklanders: If we wanted to say that, we’d just say, “Raiders fan.”

My partner caught herself referring to her 12 year old self as looking like an adult and we just stared at each other in silence for a while. It can take a long time to stop holding these beliefs about ourselves and excuse the abuse that we received 

He still doesn’t get it. White people always have an excuse for why they aren’t racist. That’s the problem. Most white folks are exactly like him in that they don’t know (or acknowledge) that they may be racist.

I went to a twitter feud the other night, and a hockey app broke out.

Reading this just makes me miss Ricky Jay

Oh, you're a General Manager?

“This scandal is doing tremendous damage to Harvard’s Brand.” - Darren Rovell

Yeah, but you’re totally ignoring that the Illuminati advised Dotard45 that the cancerous windmills were coming for his hamberders and covfefe so he went to meet the president of Puerto Rico, where the wettest water is, in terms of wetness, and made sure there’s NO COLLUSION.

And how sweet for Rapinoe, no shrinking from the noise and backed it up time and time again on the field, unflappable on PKs.

The floodgates opened up after that.

Between all the salt this is going to cause and all the people getting gored at the running of the bulls, it’s been a top notch weekend for stupid assholes getting what they deserve.

Oh it's fucking Oosterhof isn't it? (PS. My phone tried to autocorrect Oosterhof to posterior. Good work phone.)

as a new yorker, i can absolutely confirm to you that shitty behavior in public late at night is not even remotely limited to 13-25 year olds/under-30s. lmao

Italian ice and air conditioning.  Summer in Chicago!

Love gazpacho!

Now, even if I’m no fan of the Ford government or the Premier’s beliefs and policies or his cadre of slash-and-burn zealots, isn’t this one instance in which one can be lauded though? Aren’t our elected members supposed to act as our delegated representatives? And isn’t calling Eugene Melnyk a fucking loser and a…