My keys are usually in my right hand. Where’s your god now?!?!?! :)

Davey was my best and only friend from k-6th grade and really gave credence to the final words in the movie Stand By Me, “I never had any friends later on like I had when I was 12.” Rather, I am 43 now and I still have never found a friend quite like him later in life. Sadly I will never get to tell him face to face…

“....sexual assaulting a woman, exposing himself to another woman, and touching himself in front of a third woman.”

Last week was the one-year anniversary of losing a good friend of ours very suddenly. She left behind a husband and three children. It still hits me hard every couple of days and it’s all I can do to keep from ugly-crying in public. I hope Gabriele’s family and friends can find peace and comfort through their grief as…

I’m pretty sure A-Rod is creating a Jackson Pollock in there.

Swirly Night by Vincent Van Gotta-Gogh

The Last (night’s) Supper

The internet is real for better and for worse, y’all. Unrepented past is present, now. So you better start atoning and putting your affairs in order before it finds you, ‘cause it’s gonna find you.

These things have rear weight bias. Careful getting into a corner too hot, or you might turn the Beat around.

Why orange you parking on your own street?

Fuck em up Gritty!

Imagine the horror when he picks up one of these bad boys:

300 Wh/mile is what you are looking for :)

minority owner.... of James’ Dolan’s back catalog.

I mean, in a just world, he'd be forced to be a minority owner along side James Dolan. 

A man with a giant ass killing a man who is a giant ass. I feel the synergy.

SKY-X-6MT-FWD-5.5-L100KM-8.5-L100KM-2014-SKY-G-6MT-FWD-SKY-X-22HP-SKY-X-6MT-AWD-ROGER-BRAVO-ALPHA-STOP

She got into USC on a rowing scholarship. 

I'm sorry, but the correct bear name is clearly Ron Bear-gundy.