bunch of fat white dudes thinking they’re all little caesars

Well, I’m a Bills fan, so...yes.

Bless the 80s.

If you want me waxed, you’ll have to do it.

White people are friggin weird.

“My looks, instincts, knowledge, and strength is 100% pure”

Why does this sound like the first bit of evidence in a serial killer trial?

Why does she have to like cats? Is the cat going to be there? With little cat protective eyewear?

And I’m thinking one of us still has a program.

I hear that entire apology in the voice of Les Grossman.

She is just brutally beautiful.

His body language takes the “pocket quarterback” thing to the next level.

I was really disappointed I missed the Jets “This is why your team sucks” but then I remembered that every day is that for me.

You may have missed the best response—read the thread (hint: it’s not 62 tweets).

This is understarred by five orders of magnitude.

Those who observed will tell tales of how the ball flu through the air.

“NFL Team Signs Jay Cutler Out of Retirement”

“A measle-y $10 million is a small pox to pay”.

I’m just so happy this happened before the Dolphins WYTS.

“I am a dolphin.”