Its enormous engine is crying out for your nethers, its hunger for evil slaked only by your death via orgasm.

“This is going to take way more than just ball hairs.”

I was about to say Clippy is gender neutral or non binary but then it occurred to me that he is always INTERRUPTING with unwanted advice about how to fix things that don’t need fixing so yeah he is definitely male.

I have lots of string!

I constantly have to shut down requests to open an artisinal bakery down there.

I miss Kara

Trump just frosted himself all over Scaramucci’s face.

Yup. There really isn’t anything here to argue with and this:

There are transuranic elements with longer lives than the Mooch - and they’re considerably nicer to share the room with into the bargain.

This is what happens when non-politicians take over. They have no f’ing idea how any of this works. This idiot didn’t even know his financial disclosure form would be..disclosed.

He left off the part where this is really hilarious.

“Congratulations! I’m praying for your resume.”

All night. Aaaaaaall night. Pen poised, notebook in hand, ever vigilant.

Time to bring out Steps of being a niner fan I had from 02-11

That tweet got some mustard on it, don’t it?

53 percent of black women didnt vote for Trump so there is that to celebrate.

That tweet was unbelievably innocuous and kinda warm. It sounds as divisive as “shoutout to mom’s cooking.”

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