And the Karens can cause huge distractions as they ask all the gaurds to “see their manager” 

played the Angels in Los Angeles

While I tend to agree, I picked up the ARMS neon yellow (which are both yellow) and usually have 1 neon yellow and 1 grey and love the way it looks. 

Airport Food: Any place that has a bar. Double Bloody Mary in the AM or a large $12 beer and a $8 shot back

The one thing about Thornton - he’s signaled that if he decides to play another season, it’ll be in SJ and he’ll take whatever scraps are leftover. It seems he just wants a cup, as a Shark. But that all could be BS, who knows.

I love Googles call screening. 

given that social media and texting and apps like Slack have conspired to render email outdated

says some doctors in the state are selling bogus medical exemptions to families who have no legitimate medical reason not to vaccinate

I am not an orthopedist, but I am a certified* GoogleMaster(tm) . So without further ado, I’ll give you my take:

As a hockey fan (but not Canadian) - fuck that. The game (hockey) is physical, but usually fans don’t celebrate actual injuries. Because good sports fan celebrate the sport and it’s players, regardless who they play for.

I think Iguodala should get some credit as well for getting the ball out of Kahwi’s hand.  Well timed double.

The irony is extra rich when you take into account that the Warriors are moving to downtown SF. 

Hmm, now I am thinking the right answer is salad tongs. The kind that are like a spoon on one side and fork on the other and operate like a pair of scissors

No wraps are burritos, not sandwiches.

Brix? Specific Gravity man.

It’s an annoying mix of fork food—lettuce—mixed with good bits that are essentially spoon food

Your lucky - I didn’t go to the dentist for almost 10 years. I brushed and flossed regularly. $8,000, hours in the chair and 4 teeth extractions later, I no longer get random tooth aches (oh, and the whole abscess in my mouth, yuck!). And I can assure you, the dentist is doing a LOT of work when they are doing things…

(well, 3-1 if you want to quibble about an icing call early in the Avalanche series that Marc-Edouard Vlasic thought warranted a second apology)

So I demand science engineer a crop of mutant lemons that only have TWO seeds each

I feel like people should know how to set their phones to not bother them when they don’t want to be bothered