"Fraud" does not do much to dispel that rumor.

(it seems important to note that I know nothing about law and everything about rumormongering)

I don't know if this is creepy or what, but I need to tell you that your username is the best username.

Bob's Burgers is a better personality test than any other personality test I can think of (right now). Like, I know I'm a Linda but I was a Tina and yearn to be a Louise. My husband is a Bob with a Gene hidden away inside of him. It's just so real.

A beautiful and touching farewell. And I hope also a sly reference to Dr. Strangelove.

"I'm actually glad I got found 'cause I knew I made a mistake after awhile and I didn't have a phone."

I hated this movie before everybody else hated this movie. #dealwithit

Oh. Okay. I think we start from really different basic assumptions about humans and human history. I'd say that the development of power structures is as old as historical accounts seem to suggest and that power structures inhabit every element of human relationships (and the rebelling against power structures is also…

I have trouble understanding this viewpoint. Human nature wants communalism. Human nature wants people to share the things it loves with. That's why we get fandoms. At its most essential core, religion is basically fandom for God or gods or the universe or whatever.

Because of the aforementioned shittiness of human…

a) I'm married and b) He's not my type. And yet, through some kind of magic, Evan Peters can GET IT.

They're not.

Oh geez, I've cried like this during the World Cup as an adult. Sweden Women's National Team, I LOVE YOU.

I cried.

Do not underestimate what Shaqiri's little Shetland pony body can do. He's fast and he's tough.