Lumberjanes!!! It is the best! And so age appropriate and inspiring without talking down to anyone. Plus, every one of the girls is cool in her own way. Even Jen.

to be honest, that was the height of my wit. it's been downhill ever since.

I bawled my eyes out in sixth grade bbecause one maniac thought Glory was an appropriate mandatory movie for the whole grade. I remember bawling so hard I was shaking all through the movie and next period math class and all I had to wipe my snotty nose on was an index card crumpled in my pocket. I was so emotional and…

at the age of 5, I told my mother in an icy tone, "I'm not saying you ruined my day, but I am saying this day ruined my life."

Always Dinosaur Comics, always and forever.

One episode from a lifetime of weirdness:

I think all of those murky aspects to the situation are exactly the kinds of things that make GSA so difficult to discuss. It's complicated by the fact that it seems like her father used the murkiness to achieve his own sexual satisfaction and that he didn't really act like he cared about her emotional well-being…

Do you think him not being a presence in her life negates the fact that he's her father? I'm trying to understand why you think it's disingenuous to emphasize their biological relationship.

I wanted to be married to the man I am now married to so hard I proposed to him first (I'm a lady), he panicked about the future and said no, we talked frankly and figured our shit out, he proposed to me and we were engaged yaaaayyy! And then I freaked the frick out so hard for months of our engagement. Cold feet like…

I get that adults can have incredibly powerful urges and that it's possible that he too felt some kind of drug-addiction-esque pull that was extremely difficult for him to resist. And I agree that there is not one person in the world with perfect willpower, perhaps especially when it comes to sexual attraction, and we…

That he knew was his daughter. Yes, that's a significant moral failure.

I gotta say, your partner sounds adorable.

Personally, I'm hoping that he rides a giant magical seahorse. The Seahorse That Shall Mount The Underwater World and Then Carry The Babies In It's Adorable Pouch. It is known.

Khal Drogo is Aquaman Khal Drogo's Worst Nightmare now

Actions speak louder than words? Respect me in how you treat me (and I WILL measure that against how you treat others; the man who treats me well because he treats people well is impressing me a lot more than the man who treats me well but treats other people horribly), and then you can tell me about your ideological…

My husband is a feminist in the sense that he:

1) understands and agrees with why I'm willing to identify as a lesbian according to Marilyn Frye's definition.
2) has never questioned his own gender identification as male but completely understands why I consider myself willing to transverse male and female…

Now I know that all I ever wanted, all I ever needed Is a Corgi named Trogdor.

I'd like to shake your hand.

She's going to bite his hand off.

That's what we say too! Snuzzlers unite!