Even though that looked like every rookie wrestling match ever (Rock was green as Kermit's ballsack and Crush was always a slug), that was cool to see just to see wrestlers throw working punches at each other. For some reason no one punches anyone in wrestling anymore.

What in God's name are you blathering about?

Well she is a Scientologist.

I'm a bit younger but I remember teenage cruising in my young years, then gas prices went through the roof and that quickly became an expensive hobby.

The Future is in heavy rotation lately. While I enjoy this movie for being so blatantly over the top with the gimmicks and having a Tarantino framework, the soundtrack far outclassed it.

You forgot Hotel Hell

Watching this as I read and literally read and heard that line simultaneously. Freaky.

The real story: Armisen probably gave one of them herpes.

At one point they did mention that none of the current staff agreed to it, so I'm betting there was a contract with previous management?

My aura smiles and never frowns. Soon I will be president.

As far as the whitewashing, I'll say the same thing I said when Armisen played Obama: he's not entirely white.

I do see what you're saying. No different than people who can't spell and don't understand how to do a Wonka or Most Interesting Man meme. Can't control what happens to these memes when your average Facebooker gets ahold.

You lost me at "Go to 4chan."

People try to say millenials are anyone born from 1980 to 2004. So you know, any 24 year old who had a kid in 04 is the same generation as their own kid, because that's how this works.

I heard take A life.

You're not allowed to watch this show anymore. Please adjust your viewing schedule accordingly. You will not be missed.

Only three weeks ago I was giving props to Desmin Borges's performance for the washed out, subtle way he's played Edgar this season. If only I knew this was coming; I'd have been delighted and not at all surprised. I wondered how he navigated playing mental illness without repeating the patterns of what Aya Cash did…

It's early yet but I'm confident I've just watched the best episode of television I'll see all year. Desmin Borges deserves an Emmy. The theme and direction in this episode reminded me a lot of Christian Bale driving through seedier parts of LA while suffering his own PTSD in Harsh Times. Just stellar work from this…

Ho Hey's lyrics are insipid but it's not quite the Pixie stick made audible that Best Day of My Life is.

Best Day of My Life is the commercialest commercial jingle that ever jingled, if this one sounds evermore commercial I can't listen to it lest I spontaneously start filling out credit card apps.