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100% agree with this. I never have looked at a carton of almond, coconut, cashew, etc milk and seriously wondered “How do they milk the nuts?”

There’s no hope for someone as good as Bell - instead, tragically, he’ll have to content himself with the $26.2M he’s making over last season and this season combined, plus however many tens of millions he gets next offseason.

Seriously though, I’m sure he feels this is unfair, but your average RB isn’t going to make

Yeah, it’s a valid argument and definitely made me think over specific cases of when to use one in a blog.

While you’re at it, F*ck everyone who JUST DIDN’T VOTE in 2016.

Fuck everyone who didn’t vote for Clinton and fuck everyone who called women single issue voters.

Goodbye abortion rights...

But wait we need to know what Ned in Clusterfuck, Nebraska thinks about this. We should also talk to Barney & Zeke in Dipshit, Iowa to get their opinion on how this NY coastal elite will contribute to them living off of NYC’s tax money. Already people are shitting on this as some kind of failure for Pelosi and

If the purge was real, do you think LeBron would kill jr? Or, for that matter, would you?

Wow..that’s what you think someone would be jealous of? You definitely have the IQ of a snapping turtle. Way to go, bub!

Well one’s about the social contract and the other is about high school graduates who play a game.

no offense to these substitutes, but i hate them all so far.

Then she’d be able to do better than this uncoordinated doofus.

Our gender reveal was when our doctor went, “Yeah, it’s a girl.” We then took a picture of the ultrasound to my dad, when we had dinner at Olive Garden together. I’m not saying I’m the greatest American alive, but it would probably be fitting.

Defense lawyer here. At a grand jury proceeding there is no rules of evidence and no defense attorney. It’s a closed door proceeding. Ever heard the phrase, “you can indict a ham sandwhich?” It basically means that a prosecutor can get an indictment behind closed doors on anyone for anything. So it has no

When their first instinct is to use shame as a tactic to force others to live as they want, it’s hard to tell the socially liberal from the religiously conservative.

I like how Black people act like we’re running out of Black people when ONE male or female star dates outside of their race. Like the pools of Blacks at HBCU’s, The South and Africa itself don’t exist. I think the idea of there being no “available successful Black men/women” is a serious problem in the Black

I can’t even remember the last time I watched a CD.

all of ‘em

somebody send this to that dude who keeps telling us he has a Black wife