Why would he ever want to go to Minneapolis. He’s rich  

I initially thought you were talking about Drew (someone who does no actual reporting) questioning Simmons.

People need to suck it up and put on a coat. I don’t see why everyone hates the cold so much. The heat is much worse — you can’t escape it. You can wear clothes and use hand/foot warmers in the winter. You’re fucked in the summer.

That’s what I’m up against here in Canada...can’t really take 5-6 months off because of weather! I started my “ramping up” of activity in November.

Imagine the reaction if Simmons had written this gem:

I get that you guys can’t stand Simmons (though I’ve never fully understood why it runs so deep around here), but the following doesn’t strike me as the ravings of a frothing lunatic:

This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.

Or 9 people who have lived where it snows regularly?

There are several hotels within walking distance of the stadium. The Reinaissance Boston at Patriot Place (so, it literally shares a parking lot with the stadium) has rooms available for $144 tonight.

I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!

Deadspin when it’s right: “ESPN should be condemned for segments like Jacked Up that glorify head trauma.”

I don’t know how things are today, but when I played that game, the card texts and rules were beyond the ability of the average 7-years-old.

So let me get this straight.

Here’s the simple fact: The Washington Post did journalism the right way, and Jezebel did not.

My apology goes to the horse’s connections, my fellow jockeys, Thoroughbred Racing SA, the racing public and to the wider community in general.

*Grabs popcorn to watch owners implode*

God, that’s the best. Just shoot it right into my veins.

Those who do not remember Malcolm Butler are condemned to repeat it.

It’s interesting that that’s what you chose to use for an example of why it’s bad for Incognito to be the voice of reason.