This surely wasn't the first time Brady saw Welker drop something.

Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"

The biggest reason I hate the Jets is because the media thinks that America finds Rex Ryan as interesting as they do. You'll hear some ignorant tease on ESPN like "YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT REX RYAN SAID TODAY!" Well, you know what? Outside of the metropolitan New York area, none of us really give a shit about what…

Some of us have been around a lot longer than that, but The Patriots Way basically started with Kraft and Belichick. Victor Kiam was more worried about paying for Zeke Mowatt's wang indiscretions than winning.

'a while now' = since roughly 2000, I assume?

[Insert trite comparison to Ray Rice here]

One man was surprised to learn he didn't get a shout-out:

As someone who finished grad school last year, this is all spot-on.

First off, it is physically difficult to hold the car stable at those speeds. (Try keeping a car from running off a 20MPH freeway exit at 40MPH even in a car that can do it easily, multiply by between 10 and 200 depending on situation.)