He also thought Marty Jannetty was the real star of the Rockers.

“I’m so sick of these athletes daring to express their opinions! For more analysis, let’s go to Fox News commentator Curt Schilling!”

He is staying at a very high end, exclusive resort. The staff says that Belichick has been a pleasure. They said he keeps his own room clean since, for unknown reasons, he refuses to use a Butler.

Nah, it’s the WEEI employee handbook.

When asked by several reporters how the happy couple were enjoying their time, Belichick repeatedly stated, “The injury report will be up Thursday.”

39 is like 17 in Philly years

I hear Irsay is frantically driving around El Paso, believing he’s in Boston.

For the sake of Boston’s motorists and pedestrians, hopefully he is being driven

“A true Patriot never pulls out at the last minute.”

As I’m sure many have pointed out, the Colts of all organizations must understand what its like to promise your fan base one thing but end up in a different city because the money was better.

Josh McDaniels was all in until he found out he had to start calling his wife Mother.

His wife probably went to Indy on a house-hunting trip... “Um, Josh-honey... we need to talk.”

2018 Josh McDaniels Finalists

Vince Young belongs in the HOF after winning like 60% of his career starts with this shithead as head coach.

Username checks out.

I did not watch the video, however I can only assume they were fighting over the final Bourbon Chicken sample that was being given out at the Mall of America food court

This is literally the first 60 point triple double in NBA history. Just think about that for a moment.

The contrast of comments between this story and this one from when Westbrook put up his 57 point triple double against the same team in a game that went into OT is to be expected. Never change Deadspin commenters.

As an aging Rockets fan, this game was a joy to watch. Harden gets crapped on a lot for some deserved reasons, but much of it is unjustified. Dude had a crazy statistic achievement tonight. Efficiently done in a competitive game. 4 steals to boot. 46 plus minutes played. Hater’s gonna hate, but that’s this year’s MVP.