LOL what it is about Michigan?

Or even announced live music in bars.

Old Man Complaint: Unannounced live music in bars. Hey, do you guys want to go grab a couple of beers and hang out?

Those bodies buried in the concrete at Yankee Stadium would still have a better view of the field than anybody sitting in the bleachers.

I didn’t love Round Table Pizza but I still went when my soccer team won games.

Isn’t forcing someone to stay in Ohio cruel and unusual punishment?

Im sure 8 year olds, you know, the people WWE is intended for, wont notice.

When you delude yourself into believing that pro sports games are patriotic events you make yourself vulnerable to becoming all types of stupid.

“Hey everyone, I’m going to tear this human in half with my bear hands. Send me videos of you trying to tear humans in half too! God bless you all.” - Bear

Aw man, it’s so beautiful, when a man, and a woman, bring a little bundle of joy into the world and then he disavows paternity but also sets up an irrevocable trust on behalf of the baby, who will never want for anything in this mortal world but a simple sign of love from the patrician-but-tacky old man who brings a…

Highlight truthers. At least 9/11 truthers are kinda fun.

hmm

how on earth did you come to the conclusion that brisket is Midwestern thing? It’s a Texas thing.

Thanks for reminding me that I have those to look forward to.

His chemicals may balance in some other life.

Kawhi are you like this?

What spirit! Once again, Andrew Luck shows us the difference between having a permanent chip on your shoulder and having one in it.

allowing other muscles to atrophy.

I’ll believe Andrew Luck is healthy when I see him play, and maybe not even then