No, he would defend its $136 million global box office vs. its production budget of $54 million. He has literally no concept of quality outside of profitability.

They should probably look into the Bills being a shit stain franchise first.

Dear lord, the wife’s Mom’s Group. It’s like being a polygamist with none of the benefits.

Anytown U.S.A.

Fuck ESPN. Clayton is great - a knowledgeable yet common man with the ability to laugh at himself.

So was Tiger Woods, but for totally different reasons

Darkest day in Twins history since Jennifer Connelly’s breast reduction surgery.

I derived an immense amount of pleasure watching both Irsay & Grigson run the Colts into the ground, at Andrew Luck’s expense. They ruined the greatest quarterback prospect since Peyton Manning, who was destined (and still could be) to become a first ballot hall of fame-er. Jim Irsay is the picture of incompetence and…

I think you understand exactly why they would vote for him in the same way that I personally understand why hopelessly impoverished hicks in West Virginia would look at Trump and say “He’s just like us!”

“The Person Killer” Randy Orton

The Jordan didn’t play thing is a garbage ass excuse though... How can you fault a team for winning it all but that’s not good enough because Jordan didn’t play... Someone had to win those titles... It’s not like the basketball season was no more because Jordan was no longer in the league... That’s ridiculous and on…

Actually, Michael Jordan came back in 1995 and was with Chicago for the latter part of the season and the playoffs. So yes, the 1995 (at least) ‘counts’.

I’m totally convinced that the rise of lacrosse in the suburbs is fueled by parents who feel there are too many brown and black kids in soccer. Since soccer doesn’t require all that expensive gear, there’s no barrier to the poors mixing it up with the sons of the upper middle classes.

Well they wanted to draft the Future of the franchise, didn’t they?

The Oilers used to be one of the most fun franchises in the league. The Titans have been pretty much the exact opposite, even when they were good.

I can’t believe nobody had the balls to ask Dolan why they don’t have any Chief Wahoo pictures anywhere at their spring training facility in Arizona. I know what the answer is, but i want to hear him slither around the question.

Leading candidate for the sigh young.

Troy McClure approves

The third worst crime he’s ever committed.

“Former tight end” is just rubbing it in.