Don’t forget the most obvious Philly reference in Episode IV: “You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.”

Wait until Favre starts mentoring him.peter King will die of sugar cookie boners.

You’re confusing criticism of the fawning discourse around Tebow with criticism of the man himself.

“What has he really done to draw so much ire besides be outwardly Christian?”

“Kill me”

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

Colonel Stuart

Setting my alarm for 530AM to get the full 4.5 hours of Kirk and Callahan on WEEI with the HOTTEST TAKES. It’s going to be great. You’ll get Sully from Carver with his “I have a black friend” take. You’ll get Ben from Manchester who once sat in the out field in Fenway in the 1980s and NEVER HEARD A RACIST COMMENT, so…

urban Wisconsin

Boston sports fans, a least a lot of them, are townie losers who are essentially new england hicks. I still remember the Subban stuff.

WE AH NAWT FACKIN RACIST!! WE CLEAHLY HAVE NO PRAHBLEM WITH MALCOLM BUTLAH OWAH ISAIAER THAWMES. WE DON’T EVEN HOLD IT AGAINST TAWM BRADY FAH LEAVIN THAT NICE IRISH GIRL HE NAWKED UP FAH THA BLACK CHICK HE WOUND UP MARRYIN!!! NAWT MY TASTE BUT TAH EACH HIS OWN

It’ll be really interesting when his contract expires to see whether or not the Falcons are willing to negotiate with takkarists.

Look, let’s not get carried away. Given the chance, the Philly fans would’ve proudly thrown batteries at his grandma.

Should be driving into the crowds. This whole spectacle of Philly trying to be a welcoming city makes me want to rewatch this classic.

The Kevin Kolb jersey is what you wear when you’re living in the past but your past sucks as much as the present.

“The Saints have the right offense for Adrian Peterson”

Jim Harbaugh and the Michigan Wolverines went to Rome for reasons that are unknown and uninteresting to me.

Boston is fucking racist, especially the kind of working class folk that are characterized/caricatured in movies like The Town, The Departed or even going all the way back to Good Will Hunting. It has the reputation for being so open, inclusive, liberal, etc, but its fucking racist. You don't quite get the Jim Crow…

Yup, these are my readers.