Hey Clevo, at least you have Stipe Miococ and good metal/hardcore bands.

Any fetish that involves any sort of liquid is indeed extremely fucked up.

Earth chauvinists. The Proud Boys of the Solar System.

One play that never gets old: pick sixes.

Just like anything else in life, the cheap shit is gross. Pay for good tequila and it’s among the smoothest, cleanest drink around.

As a Texans fan I agree that they should sign Kaep. I also know that the O line, coaching staff, receivers outside of Hopkins, RBs, DBs are all so awful that whatever improvement Kaep represents at QB will be null and void. This team is truly terrible.  

Since this story, by it’s own account, doesn’t really matter, I’ll just use this space to point out there have been an ass ton of posts about tennis here lately. Do people really follow tennis like that?

WME - IMG has to be starting to sweat at this point. Not much has gone right since they took over, including what looks like a potential boxing renaissance (albeit perhaps small in scale) due mainly to the eyeballs one of their own brought upon it.

He needs to ejaculate on Andrew Lucks shoulder to aid his recovery.

I can honestly see all 4 coaches in the AFC South getting fired this year. Pretty great really.

“the person playing Kaepernick was Chris Elliot, also known as Cabin Boy.“

Also let’s not forget Brady crying like a baby at the refs after Clowney trucked him. #Memories

The entirety of all potential human merit, thoughtfulness, and compassion ever allotted to the state of Indiana was used up by Kurt Vonnegut.

NOOOOOOO*

*to the tune of “WOOOOOOOOOOO”

I was once threatened by a trailer park resident holding a golf ball with a nail through it in Mesa, AZ.

The screencap here made it look like this was going to be a Tommy Dreamer workout video from an infomercial.

NERRRRRDDDDDD FIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHTTTTTTTT

Doug Pederson looks like he would serve Pina Coladas at his cookouts.

In true Brock fashion, all of those passes have the launch angle of an auger drilling into the Earth.

Basically every single aspect of the NFL falls between unjustifiable and downright evil. It’s absolutely corrupt dogshit, but, it’s just so entertaining that we watch it.