The fact that myself and many other Texans fans absolutely hate the Colts and Titans, but don’t hate the Jags even a little really says a lot about them.  

“Let me get this out of the way up front: I don’t begrudge a person earning their money.”

Beach Police is the 2nd best Cheap Trick song about different kinds of police.

See, this is exactly the sentiment that is so ridiculous about this. Is he really going to “get his ass kicked?”, or is he gonna lose a boxing match? Cause those are two different things, and I think even the most staunch boxing fans can admit that.

I just think the coverage of this spectacle has been disingenuous mostly. People are acting like this is some “once-and-for-all, who is the baddest man ever” scenario when it’s actually completely one-sided in Mayweather’s favor. It’s a boxing match, not a fight. Mayweather would stand no chance in an actual fight.

“one of the best fighters in history”

“Conor McGregor struggled standing against Nate Diaz.”

2006 Bostonians: With a name like O’Callaghan he’s one of us! Love the pick!

So...they’re still just rednecks then?

I just want to point out this guy has no discernible haircut. It appears that every hair on his head is the exact same length. This is fucking baffling.

We knew he was afraid of Tom Herman, but this is surprising.

Why is the Diamondbacks mascot not a Diamondback? In what way does this make sense?

“What is it you don’t like about that?”

I clicked on that Twitter video for some reason, saw the length was 9:29, immediately closed it.

I always knew I hated CrossFit, this was just the definitive proof I needed.

Pictured: Clayton with 2 fans

People love to forget that the Astros won that series, in STL, the next game.

Saw a dude in a Warriors hat and a Texas Rangers shirt the other day. Just goes to show you what type of bandwagon idiots are rooting for the Warriors and why you should not be.

I was driving and stopped to get gas, saw the notification on my phone that the Astros were losing 7-2. I checked again at a red light and saw that they were winning 16-8. I was thoroughly confused. 

I’m assuming this is what an autistic person is.