If I were to choose a fictional character that would most embody the physical and spiritual nature of Eagles fans, it would be Jabba the Hut so this makes sense.

Meh all the women I’ve ever met from Alberta piss standing up anyways.

In this instance it’s Jiu-Jitsu, not Jujitsu but carry on

“Grandma 3 is is still kickin’ though.”

How amazing is it that the Mets stole the Yankees thunder for about 40 seconds and are now back to....Metsdom.

Philly has an incredibly high number of old white men in jogging suits from my experience.

Milanos bring about a question - why is chocolate and orange such a good combo? It should not work at all, but it does. Chocolate and citrus would seem an abomination, yet it is in fact a gift to all mankind.

This family is basically if the Flanders were from Texas.

Plus his name is Madison.

How could a bad sports town have 2 MLB teams, 2 NBA teams, 2 NFL teams?

Astros and Indians in the same conference now, WORLDS COLLIDING.

Meh, either way he’s gone and the world is better for it. No more tax dollars keeping him alive at the very least.

How to reconcile the facts that:

Just as a cursory response, “Old Grandad” sounds like it would be the worst rotgut shit made in like backwoods Ohio and selling for $8.99 a bottle. Never tried it though.

How does Austin not have a pro team? Metro area is over 2 million now, it’s crazy that OKC has a team and none in Austin.

Sweet God that Harden play is so spicy.

Honestly once he had life for the other murder what’s the point of even going through with the 2nd trial? Closure for the families is all I can think of.

I was thinking Darkwing Duck

How does a county have a mayor? He’s mayor of multiple cities? SOMEONE FIND OUT WTF IS GOING ON IN TENNESSEE.

First time I ever went to Florida, I got out of the airport in Fort Lauderdale and the feeling of “Florida” was palpable.