Every person in this video is immediately identifiable as a resident of the Midwest.

Not for a title fight

You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!

SO LET IT BE WRITTEN

The Cryptkeeper had a better wig than this clown.

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I’m sure the impetus behind this was white folk voting for new ways to keep black folk away from them.

Stadium would probably be full if not for all the bandwagon Cubs “fans” that jumped ship.

Ned: Now, boys, Mr. Simpson is the guest. He gets to decide

Morning showerers - I suppose you do absolutely nothing after work but sit and watch Second Take, etc? If you go to the gym or even go for a walk in the evenings, you’ll need a shower before bed. WHY SHOWER AT ALL YOU LAZY FREAKS?

Romo wouldn’t have lasted 3 games behind that O-Line.

This reinforces the strangest NFL truth: in a world of awful takes, Peter King somehow always stands out as the most useless of the bunch.