Oh sweetie. It’s just so cute that you think I’d need to pay your cult leader to help me find a man or success. I’ve got both, on my terms. But if I wanted to be a Cool Girl, I could figure it out for free.

Soooo it’s still something you’re using as a weapon against her, for whatever reason, because I guess you feel that her alleged circumstances (we do not have access to the same info so I can’t confirm your so-called truth) make her less worthy of sympathy, and like it makes divorce less difficult. I’m not asking you…

If we’re being real with ourselves, Princess, a lot more people care about Drake’s beard than anything we’ve got going on down here.

He is teaching them to communicate like valley girls, scripting them with Melrose Place dialogue which he claims he wrote for the show. These lost girls are now expressing themselves in this fashion believing it to be so super hot. Not quite. What it does sound like is a bunch of hot air and dreadfully air headed and…

So you’re saying that valley girl talk is hotness and attraction. Maybe on the west coast, not in the big apple! You sound absolutely revolting with your expression.

Former SSM participant here. I can tell you that shit is CRAY! We would have small group sessions where “International” would ask us to explicitly detail our experiences masturbating (alone and with partners) and offer us feedback... I left very shortly after that.

This is one of my favorite articles I've ever read on Jezebel, and the bonkers comment section is pure gold. Standing ovation for Anna Merlan!!!!!!!!