I miss Alphas.

They'd like to blacklist him, but they just can't resist the Midas Touch of the man behind Back To You, Hank, Boss, Partners, Gary the Rat, Kelsey Grammer Presents: The Sketch Show, Vince Uncensored and My Ex-Life.

Agreed that it should have been Panda, disagreed that anything is cuter than Bobby Moynihan

I was 100% certain that Natalie was still a zombie (and conveniently still has the last sample of the cure for everyone to angst about), and that Major is already Z'ed up again. That reminder that zombiism is sexually transmitted earlier in the episode felt a little on the nose.

Wow, wait, the Guns and Roses guy is the same as the At The Drive-In guy?

I want to see Clive with kitty ears so much it's killing me.

Your bosses are evil and stupid. You're just kind of oversensitive.

I love love love this show, but I feel like the fact that their pull for 'what nerdy thing would a liberal activist watch' was Infowars kiiiind of explains a lot. The 'these dumb millennials and their political correctness' jokes go down smoother when you realize they're coming from innocent, wide-eyed babes who…

He is, to be fair, Frankenstein's monster if his monster was made entirely of dead dicks.

Phillip God Damn Hartman.

Am I crazy to be a little bugged that 66 year old, dangerously obese Scully's supposed exact double is an adorable, slightly pudgy 49 year old redhead?

The thing that should make you feel really old is that people born in 1993 aren't particularly young. We're only a season or two away from our first queen born in the 2000s.

They guested on Bullseye a few weeks ago and broke down how their goofs come together, with Glass Shark as the example. It was adorable. Internet treasure Linda Holmes was guest host!

Seriously, that's straight-up how you get Lynks Disease.

"I told you, you can't be back here."

People today refuse to find jobs shoveling coal into or possibly out of big trains and insist on taking posh, sissy jobs like Walmart clerk. Millennials doing, I'd imagine.

Summer is superfluous enough that I'm convinced she did it.

I prefer my acclaimed literature to stick with aging professors who are morally conflicted about fucking their hot student.

Rosie should play Trump's embarrassed father.

Hope they make room for the Mobb Deep guys in the supporting cast, fill that Bunheads-shaped hole in my life.