A friend posted a video of some clowns walking around her neighborhood at night a few days ago. She lives in a small town outside of Austin and a lot of her neighbors are stand your ground trigger happy. These clowns are not smart.

Unrelated, but WTF is a “clown impersonator?” You’re either a clown, or you’re not.

THEY’RE ALL GREY DOWN HERE...

Okay, everyone, repeat after me...

Srsly though: anyone dressed like a clown should be treated like a Hunger Games contestant.

Okay, everyone, repeat after me...

Oh, NOW the police wanna show restraint and not shoot on-sight...

they are pulling this shit in my hometown! I live in a big college town, so apparently now that means clowns standing at the edges of wooded areas, backing into the woods?!! This is apparently a thing now, YOU GUYS. You guys! JUST KILL ME NOW I CANNOT LIVE THIS 2016 LIFE. I hate it most because I would have…

He has no intention of actually working, we agree on that. What he learned from the way the banks bailed him out in exchange for using his name is that he can get everything he wants by letting other people do all the work and take all the risk while he just provides the Trump brand.

As a not married person (although in decade plus relationship), I have a question about something I’ve seen A LOT lately. Marriages dissolving after less than a year. What the hell is going on? They can’t all be drugs/violence/other deal breaking scary things. What are/aren’t you doing as a couple before you get…

I totally agree. His hotels and businesses catering to wealthy people will absolutely suffer. My fear is that he’ll enter the media space, create an even crazier version of Fox News/Hannity, and live the rest of his days creating fear and hatred.

my worst Miss U.

OH YEAH?! Well yours has been revoked infinity plus a million plus one times!

Sorry to harsh your vibe, man

My wife and I had a dog with a fucked-up thyroid. He was blind, too, and had been dumped by his previous owners. He was found living in a strip mall parking lot. Even though his diet consisted almost entirely of food scraps and the feces of other animals, he still had ballooned to well over 30 pounds when he was…

One of the best pieces of advice my old man ever taught me was that few rich people ever think themselves rich. They just look at what other richer people have and then think they’re ‘common’ instead regardless of how incredibly wealthy they actually are.

White Silicon Valley Tech Millionaire Unaware He Is Already Part Of The American Elite

NOTE THE IRONY OF A CAT-PARASITE-INFESTED TOXOPLASMA ZOMBIE REFERRING TO A BOLD TRUTH-TELLER AS A “SHITHEAD”