Much of politics is theater. This is theater as well. Martin made himself famous by being the absolute biggest douche one can possibly be. Then that stopped being news because we already knew. Now he is trying to sound reasonable. Either to try to gain some respectability or, given what an ass he is, probably just…

The number one characteristic of a troll is absolute cowardice in any kind of face to face, real time interaction. I’m sure if you put a phone, a laptop, even just a wall between them you would get the regular douche bravado Marty is known for.

If Ryan was smart (fortunately he isn’t) he would be distancing himself and denouncing Trump as much as he could. In the near future supporting Trump is going to be to the right what supporting the Iraq War has been to the left. All the rats need to jump the Trump ship before it takes them all down.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

Trump is bulletproof in the sense that absolutely nothing is at stake for him. As an entertainer and not a real politician absolutely everything since the Primary has been a win for him. He is playing this like a wrestling match (the fake kind) and making himself the biggest and baddest villain he can because he knows…

They imploded their own party through years of pandering to the lowest common denominator. Their public face crept into their private affairs.

Those 40 percent represent people who will vote for literally whoever the Republicans nominate. It is the same on the Dem side. If they ran, say, Anthony Weiner and he did the debates with his dick hanging out he would also be at about 40 percent. That number is the political equivalent of zero.

Ted Cruz looks like partially melted rubber when he makes his “sincere” face.

I don’t know why any Republican would have endorsed Trump in the first place. In the future endorsing Trump now is going to be to Republicans what endorsing the Iraq War is to Democrats. How they cannot see that blows my mind.

This is entirely sensible and clearly the appropriate course of action.

YOU CAN’T FOOL ME YOU FILTHY CLOWN

Because I am sure it was real stretch to get Trump not to read something

Trump doesn’t want to be a media guy. That’s too much like actual work and as a deluded rich person he will also find it beneath him. His next move after losing is going to be turning all that free press and name recognition towards his hometown and running for Mayor of NYC against the increasingly unpopular Mayor…

Here is an even scarier thought for you. After her loses the presidency he will be running for Mayor of NYC against the increasingly unpopular DeBlasio. He is going to be Bloomberg 2.0.

Her are some of the possibilities I have seen...

Not enough

My wife straight up embarrasses me in GTA. She can also beat Super Mario World for Super NES from start to finish in like 10 minutes.

I know it’s not the point of the game but do you have to worry about dying? Like, will the t-Rex monsters you described attack you? And if they do, what happens?

They are like a different animal. When I think about the ones I have meet and the fact that they run most things I'm shocked the world functions at all.