Cocaine is a hell of a drug

Trump is bulletproof in the sense that absolutely nothing is at stake for him. As an entertainer and not a real politician absolutely everything since the Primary has been a win for him. He is playing this like a wrestling match (the fake kind) and making himself the biggest and baddest villain he can because he knows…

They imploded their own party through years of pandering to the lowest common denominator. Their public face crept into their private affairs.

Those 40 percent represent people who will vote for literally whoever the Republicans nominate. It is the same on the Dem side. If they ran, say, Anthony Weiner and he did the debates with his dick hanging out he would also be at about 40 percent. That number is the political equivalent of zero.

Ted Cruz looks like partially melted rubber when he makes his “sincere” face.

I don’t know why any Republican would have endorsed Trump in the first place. In the future endorsing Trump now is going to be to Republicans what endorsing the Iraq War is to Democrats. How they cannot see that blows my mind.

This is entirely sensible and clearly the appropriate course of action.

YOU CAN’T FOOL ME YOU FILTHY CLOWN

Because I am sure it was real stretch to get Trump not to read something

Trump doesn’t want to be a media guy. That’s too much like actual work and as a deluded rich person he will also find it beneath him. His next move after losing is going to be turning all that free press and name recognition towards his hometown and running for Mayor of NYC against the increasingly unpopular Mayor…

Here is an even scarier thought for you. After her loses the presidency he will be running for Mayor of NYC against the increasingly unpopular DeBlasio. He is going to be Bloomberg 2.0.

Her are some of the possibilities I have seen...

Not enough

My wife straight up embarrasses me in GTA. She can also beat Super Mario World for Super NES from start to finish in like 10 minutes.

I know it’s not the point of the game but do you have to worry about dying? Like, will the t-Rex monsters you described attack you? And if they do, what happens?

They are like a different animal. When I think about the ones I have meet and the fact that they run most things I'm shocked the world functions at all.

I’m no psychologist but I have worked for the obscenely wealthy and it is different than a pathological liar. When you are as rich, spoiled and sheltered as trump your perception of reality is altered by the fact that everyone around you is paid to say yes to everything you do and say. So when you say something that…

20 minutes into the movie my 5 year old girl turns to me and in a very serious voice says “I didn’t know girls could be ghostbusters.”

Based on how it’s built my guess would be that this is not it’s normal enclosure and is just a fun place to hangout and feed. Friends of mine who have had tortoises would let them walk around the house like cats or would even take them outside to eat whatever special grass they eat and hangout. Guy probably has a…