I’ll drink to that. 

Talk about tank tops!

“ACTUALLY the new Outback (fully loaded) would be an amazing choice (she even already has the dog!)“

This isn’t a big deal.  If you don’t have a dog, Subaru will give you a dog with your purchase.

Seriously, you should change your name to EL-OBTUSO

He was actually just trying to work out how to rape while dealing drugs most efficiently, but forgot to carry a 1.

Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison

He can join Terrence Howard and Ed Norton in the “I fucked up” movie club

That’s a shitload of downforce.

Sure, Amell might be embarrassed right now but this serves as a first rate audition for my upcoming epic C’mon, Man, I’m Wide Open: The Christian Hackenberg Story.

Don’t forget,

That’s awesome. All the times he drove him to travel baseball or took off early from work, or travelled to podunk to see him playing in the minors and then to get to see that? Fucking incredible.

Hitting a home run off deGrom is impressive. I hope this kid winds up on a Major League club soon!

I’m 99% sure that only applies to actual coaches.

Didn’t see that twist coming!

Do people in Dodge circles honestly use the term “Chally?”

Right...Okay, but how is it that Mack’s contract last year set the stage for all of these holdouts and player flexes and I don’t see anything about that in the article? 

Probably because you didn’t read the article.

But like any threeway, someone’s gonna be left with holes unfilled. Only time will tell

Sorry, this is a much more accurate comparison:

what kind of partisan moron would rather pay 10x more for insulin because paying less is “for commies”