star’d and then unstar’d, because: nice

While this IS pretty cool, the odds are a coach will remember the game-changing plays that happened during the season. (80 yd screen, int by his def, int on screen by opposing interior D-lineman)

it’s honestly hard to tell if this is satire

how dare people judge him based off of something as simple and meaningless as THE CONTENT OF HIS CHARACTER

It was pretty cool.

Wall: ‘19 $19.2m; ‘20 $37.8m; ‘21 $40.8m; ‘22 $43.8m; ‘23 $46.8m

John Wall and Blake Griffin would like to have a word with you.

How would the Celtics afford him? You might as well say the Rockets (also a good team that can’t offer a max contract).

Solid list!

I dont know that the Nets ever DIDN’T know what they were doing. They had a reasonable plan (Garnett trade) and then the Owner decided “we might not win it all, I don’t want to pay the luxury tax”; and thus, the trade became terrible.

i hate this, have your star

wow, this is a new one: “he’s not racist, because people in his town used to kill black people by dragging them behind trucks”.  That’s ‘The-Bar’ that Pizza Man has set for what’s racist. 

dont worry, he brought a crow-bar; so he could remove the things that were nailed down as well

Cousins has 1 Achilles, weighs 280-ish, and isn’t a plus (lockeroom-wise). I’m sure that will work out well. 

It’s cheap enough that it COULD be a good deal. Would be in the “needs to be inspected further” category. Because if you can make it work, it’ll be hella’fun

I’ve owned 2 Wrangler’s.  I always made sure to leave sunscreen in the car and some cheapo dollar-store sunglasses (in case my friends forgot a pair).

Yeah. If the Warriors could hand Javale & Swaggy (at same time) they should be able to handle Boogie. 

I remember the first time I watched fireworks when I was very little. I remember it, because the explosions hurt my ears and I definitely freaked out (I had an ear infection previously). Now in hindsight, I should have been further away, or had ear protection; but my parents didn’t know at the time to do this.

Im not entirely sure what your name is, but I enjoy trying to picture it in my mind

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