General concept, I agree with Nigel Hayes

I think its Aaron Judge

Good (weather appropriate) Tires (plus 4WD or AWD) can handle slush without too much issue. If it’s 20-30 degrees out, then yeah; Salt can turn Ice into not-ice, and then you don’t have to deal with ice on the roads. But if you’re driving on “unfixed roads”, Ice is significantly worse then slush.

If you end up in water while in your car, and you can’t get the window down; take off your headrest and use the metal spikes to break your window... it will be much easier then punching it with your bare hands

First thought: THIS REF IS TERRIBLE

Some of these just depends on what car you are driving.

Honda Element is a fair choice. My friend is a big sweaty guy, his was called “The Smell-ement”

Needs: Reliable

100% chance they bring up Hillary or Obama to try to sidestep this one.

so, no “steel reinforced shorts” then?

often, most teams are “not-great” at drafting QB’s (even in the first round); but the Browns would love to be “not-great”. That would mean they have succeeded at least once.

yeah, but NFL’ers probably need a “fucking shit-ton of it”

What, no Judge?

serious question: what kind of safety gear does he have on him?

My favorite part was when the game was out of contention

It’s “probably” a goal, but the puck is propped up on some ice-slush; so it could very easily not be a goal.

“Football” isn’t why Shazier got injured. Trying to tackle by leading with his helmet, and having is head down; is why he got injured.

Do you really think the FBI is going to have any difficulty “hacking into” these phones?

Also, its now been rearranged so it now occurs on page 327!

I just assumed he was going to get away with it based on some technicality/lawyer’ing.