Read exactly zero comment, although I am sure it was great (zero snark, zero pith). So, Deadspin really is dead now?

I’m an idiot and apparently can’t use ctrl-V. Here she is. Apologies about my foot.

This isn’t sports. Why did I even bother clicking?

Since it looks like I’ll never get out of the greys on Deadspin, and nobody outside of Kotaku will recognize that I named her Terra Branford, here’s my little Terra just a couple minutes ago.

RE: First off, I have had one of my WYTS submissions listed here. All fans are terrible. My first NFL game was KC vs. Denver, 2018 playoffs, after KC had secured home field through the AFC. I was a senior in HS. Great seats; end zone, probably 25 rows up or so. Of course KC lost, ruining a 13-3 season. Trying to get…

You do realize that the Oxford Comma video basically is a Wes Anderson title sequence, right?

Strongly agree. I had a near death experience, had a serious Baptist family try to think it was a “God’s Plan” type thing. I hated that. I lived because of a weird birth defect (statistical). I want nothing to do with that family anymore.

“Everybody has to do this, nobody gets to practice”

They have hail storms in Texas, right?

Eric Berry has been on a damn pitch count: https://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/football/news/chiefs-eric-berry-pitch-count-on-tap/

How about The Mirror Lied? That game is 25 minutes of unnerving hell that sticks with you for a couple days.

This thing 

My walk up music is whatever my Dominican teammate chooses for me.

I said dumb racist/sexist things as an 18 yo on my old aol website (circa 1998). I was from an extremely conservative part of the Ozarks, and honestly went with it to fit in. Talk to me today and you’d never think it - I claim Washington, D.C. as my home even though I live inMinneapolis now, and family is in Northern…

Strike! I can still watch futbol restoftheworldo

My grandmother apparently played back in the day, and used the NCAA for full blind regional hatred. Grandma: “who’s playing?” Me: “Tennessee vs.  UMass” grandma: “is Massachusetts winning?” Me: “yes” grandma: “good. I hate people from Tennessee”

Don’t teams usually stock a pretty strong coaching staff when the spring training facility is near the minor league club? They at least have better facilities, I’d think. I recall hearing once about a guys demotion having more to do with what coaches were available than the level of competition

More love to 00, the number of Omar Olivares for much of his career. How many people get to wear their initials as their number? https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/o/olivaom01.shtml

“Fuck?”

Terry Pendleton