Make Emma talk about the Juggalos. I know someone has her number

Sometimes I want to go to a Trump rally and just palm a basketball in front of him and his supporters

A bit off topic, but Super Metroid is still special to me because it’s the first time I ever yelled at a video game. 14 year old me was absolutely livid ending that final battle after baby metroid went down

Shit. Out of generations now. End times are upon us.

Boston Terrier wearing pants. This ended our relationship

I was a Chiefs fan in DC when they hired Andy Reid. The local bar that I frequented was owned by a bunch of Philadelphia guys. The moment I walked in the first time after the Reid hiring the bartender pointed at me and yelled “HAH YOU HIRED ANDY REID!” and gave me my first beer on the house.

I think the episode where there was that “Nothing wrong with a little horseplay now and then, Morty” was when I realized that this show is fantastic. A seemingly throwaway moment that made me think on message for the rest of the show. And the end of the episode that had Christina Hendricks with an obviously…

Rookie LB: “remember the last strike?”

And the four times in an hour is to keep a false test from happening. If he had gargles a kombucha then immediately blown into the thing, maybe he has a positive test? But 15 minutes later that wouldn’t register.

I had to do the home testing thing. For 90 days I had to blow a .000 into a gps enabled, photo enabled device at 6:00am, 8:00pm, and 12:00am, and if I missed one I would get a quick call from my probation officer. And yes, for 3 months I never got a full nights sleep. Sucks, but you do the crime ...

How did they know he was a sex offender if he forgot to register again last year?

I know that Hall and Oates is famous or something, but I don’t know what that is. They’re headlining an arena in St. Paul, and were brought up at a Bisnow lecture I went to this morning

I found my job posted online, a printout of my job description on the printer, and our admin recently linkedin stalked me. So, now I’m typing here. Typing on here is the appropriate thing to do in my case, right?

This fucking stadium