The other day at a barbeque my husband’s cousin was talking about the election and he was just like, “Yeah I won’t vote Republican but I just really hate Hillary. I mean you can just tell she WANTS to be President and thinks she’d be good at it. Such a bitch.”

Here’s hoping Alton’s children are afforded the luxury of living to be college-age.

Challenger Explosion. Watched it live in kindergarten. When my teacher, Mrs. Hendrickson burst into tears, I knew some shit had gone down.

hAHAHA this is great, I once found a internet meme with a bunch of words put into convoluted form. I think my favourite was the word for kitten being “cat puppy”

edt: omg I found it. BIRD LEAF

Additional evidence: At our 4th of July BBQ, 18 weeks pregnant, I couldn’t remember the word “cake” and tried explaining to my confused husband that I wanted a slice of “sugar bread.”

So relevant today. RIP.

“In retrospect I must confess that I do not know, or no longer know, what I wanted to achieve with my words. I only know that without this testimony, my life as a writer- or my life, period- would not have become what it is: that of a witness who believes he has a moral obligation to try to prevent the enemy from…

“I never intended to to be a philosopher, or a theologian,” he wrote. “The only role I sought was that of witness.”

Nope, only women and children died

I read that quote and while I get what he was saying, I just couldn’t help but notice that the woman the guy chased down the street, dragged into his car at gunpoint, and then when she jumped out, ran her down like a dog and put a bullet in her head doesn’t even get a mention?

Okay, we’ve been over this. Let’s review again, shall we?

‘“It’s really hard to understand how this could happen, how somebody could do that to children,” local police lieutenant Dan McGrath told the press.’

I prefer the birth of the side eye myself:

It also takes REALLY fantastic genes

I die a little bit over Sam. “Life is irregular.”

Kristofer Hivjur sans beard

That’s why I pack all kinds of random shit under there, I tell everyone that it’s because I’m a slob, but really it’s so nobody can fit in there.

Democrats? Raising hell? Using social media? Drowning out the speaker?

Does it have to be a wall? Because we have a bean.

I didn’t see this right away and I called Dr. Hern’s office to ask how I could donate money directly to the practice. I had a fifteen-minute conversation with Dr. Hern himself. In addition to being a hero, he is a very humble and cool guy.